How to avoid catching Coronavirus: important advice

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1. Don’t catch Coronavirus.
2. Wash your hands, and the hands of everyone you meet, regularly.
3. Cough or sneeze into the crook of your elbow. If the crook of your elbow is not available, use the crook of your knee.
4. If you think you are showing symptoms of Coronavirus, immediately move to a crowded area and tell everyone there.
5. Wearing a surgical mask will not prevent you from catching Coronavirus. Wearing a clown mask will.
6. Most importantly, if you are attacked by a Coronavirus sufferer, protect your delicious brain by hitting your attacker with a shovel.