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Coronavirus sportspocalypse!

Coronavirus sportspocalypse!
Sports apocalypse (Sportspocalypse!)

Multi-millionaires who kick, hit or carry sports balls of all sizes were reeling today as sport after sport was brutally suspended, postponed or cancelled by the threat of the novel coronavirus.

COVID-19 has also prevented professional multi-millionaires from driving their multi-million dollar sports cars in a loop and has stopped multi-millionaire sports team owners from making multiple millions of dollars, causing a worldwide panic among sports fans concerned about the multi-millionaires.

“I hope the multi-millionaire owned multi-million dollar sports team that I affiliate myself with, and the multi-millionaire players who I root for every week will not lose any of their money,” said one fan who was facing eviction from his small apartment after being sent home from his minimum wage job when the business he worked for was shut because of coronavirus.

Another fan said: “I invest a lot of passion in, and give a lot of money to, the team of multi-millionaires I support in the hope that they will score more points than the other team of multi-millionaires that I dislike, and I’m concerned that the wealth of my team of multi-millionaires could suffer as a result of coronavirus.”

Whatever happens to the selfless multi-millionaires of sports, they can rest assured that they will have the unwavering support of the world’s best doctors and also the sports fans who love them. That’s the magic of sports.