
Trapped in your home because of coronavirus, boredom could become another invisible enemy. Here’s a list of ways to amuse yourself while self-isolating:
- Paralyse yourself with fear by watching the rolling news channels
- Barricade your doors and windows in case coronavirus zombies break in and steal all your toilet roll
- That. Obviously
- Think about all the people who voted leave in the EU referendum because we survived the Blitz who are now raiding supermarkets to panic-buy dried pasta and paracetamol
- Learn to play the trumpet. It will occupy your mind and your self-isolating neighbours will appreciate your efforts to better yourself
- Practice holding your breath until you can do it for 18 months
- Write pointless blog posts that are no use to anyone
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