Coronavirus: things to do to amuse yourself while self-isolating

Trapped in your home because of coronavirus, boredom could become another invisible enemy. Here’s a list of ways to amuse yourself while self-isolating:

1. Paralyse yourself with fear by watching the rolling news channels
2. Barricade your doors and windows in case coronavirus zombies break in and steal all your toilet roll
3. That. Obviously
4. Think about all the people who voted leave in the EU referendum because we survived the Blitz who are now raiding supermarkets to panic-buy dried pasta and paracetamol
5. Learn to play the trumpet. It will occupy your mind and your self-isolating neighbours will appreciate your efforts to better yourself
6. Practice holding your breath until you can do it for 18 months
7. Write pointless blog posts that are no use to anyone