Coronavirus: Uncle Nutcase Mega Tantrum enters day two
“…can be cured by hitting it with a brick. As a result, I will be suspending America’s contributions to the World Health Organization, the World Organization for Health, the Organization for World Health and the Health Organization for the World. Also, the World Wildlife Fund - because I don’t like wildlife, hate wildlife - the Seven Wonders of the World, World of Tanks, World of Warcraft, World War II - but not World War I - the World Wide Web, the World Trade Center and Guinness World Records.
“All those organizations, all those organizations, covered up China’s role in the virus outbreak and the World Wildlife Fund in particular - we all know what they’ve been up to with the pandas, I’ll tell you about it someday. That’s not right, what they’re doing with the pandas. They’re bears, you know, pandas - that’s why we call them panda bears. I didn’t know that until yesterday but I’ve always known that.
“The ventilators, we’ve made so many ventilators. The best ventilators. We could have had the ventilators that killed people but we made the good kind of ventilator. We’ve built thousands of ventilators - two, nearly three thousand ventilators. We’ve got ventilators coming out of our factories. NASA built a space ventilator in case space gets the virus. The states were all saying we need 40,000 ventilators but I sent them 20 or 30 ventilators and no-one’s died - no-one in America has died from the virus, we’ve done a job like you wouldn’t believe…”