Is the end of a bell.
Will drag you,
Boris Johnson lies with passion and ferocity,
A haystack bloated with wind and pomposity,
A self-serving racist and colossal monstrosity,
That's why he is an international atrocity.
Imagine an unquenchable thirst,
Or living in a house that's cursed,
Or dealing with a pipe that's burst,
Yet Laura Kuenssberg's still the worst.
Let's all have a civil war,
Pit the rich against the poor;
Fight to save the human race,
And hear Rees-Mogg scream
"Not the face!".
Theresa May, Theresa May,
Doesn't like you if you're black,
Doesn't like you if you're gay.