Priti Patel,Will drag you,To Hell.
Boris Johnson lies with passion and ferocity,A haystack bloated with wind and pomposity,A self-serving racist and colossal monstrosity,That’s why he is an international atrocity.
Imagine an unquenchable thirst,Or living in a house that’s cursed,Or dealing with a pipe that’s burst,Yet Laura Kuenssberg’s still the worst.
Let’s all have a civil war,Pit the rich against the poor;Fight to save the human race,And hear Rees-Mogg scream “Not the face!”.
Theresa May, Theresa May,Doesn’t like you if you’re black,Doesn’t like you if you’re gay.