Priti Patel,Will drag you,To Hell.
Boris Johnson lies with passion and ferocity,A haystack bloated with wind and pomposity,A self-serving racist and colossal monstrosity,That’s why he is an international atrocity.
Last week I was handed a 12 hour ban by Twitter for my October 17th tweet “Jacob Rees-Mogg really is the cunt’s cunt.“. I appealed the ban, but the appeal was unsuccessful. After a bit of thought, I decided to delete the offending tweet and, 12 hours later, I returned to Twitter. “Twitter gave me […]
Having obtained, read and inwardly digested overnight the entire text of the proposed Withdrawal Agreement Bill, I can say with a high degree of confidence that Brexit under these or any terms will inevitably lead to the United Kingdom becoming significantly more fucked than it already is. This can be seen in Fig.1. As you […]
The Conservative leadership battle rages on like a bad hairdo in filthy drizzle, sucking the life out of everyone and everything it touches. But it’s not all good – there are so many candidates it’s hard to know who stands for what, why, and where. Well worry no more – here’s your handy guide to […]
Imagine an unquenchable thirst,Or living in a house that’s cursed,Or dealing with a pipe that’s burst,Yet Laura Kuenssberg’s still the worst.
Let’s all have a civil war,Pit the rich against the poor;Fight to save the human race,And hear Rees-Mogg scream “Not the face!”.