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Mobile games are more popular than ever, and so many are released every week it’s hard to keep up with the latest and best. Here’s a handy round-up of the new and popular mobile games available from your local app store:
- Sexy Pet Shop Choose from a variety of animals including hamsters, hedgehogs, foxes, cheetahs, hippos and giraffes in the game that’s taken the world by storm – fun, addictive, graphic, disturbing, and illegal in 39 countries and 13 US states.
- In-App Purchase Simulator From the same studio that brought you Loft Conversion Simulator, experience the excitement of removing ads from a game you thought was free or buying an in-game currency that’s the only feasible way to upgrade your magic hammer or intergalactic laser potato (in-app purchases required).
- Generic Sparkly Gem Match Game No.652 With its design and TV adverts that bear no relation to what the gameplay actually involves, Generic Sparkly Gem Match Game No.652 is easily the best generic sparkly gem match game since Generic Sparkly Gem Match Game No.407.