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Boris Johnson has mild symptoms of coronavirus
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British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced via Twitter that he has mild symptoms.

“Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms,” he said in a video message attached to his tweet. “I was immediately tested and the results were positive for mild symptoms. My symptoms are mild but my mild symptoms will not stop me from appearing on television every night to champion the NHS, which I intend to sell to pay for my mild symptom treatment.”

He continued: “Together we will beat my mild symptoms and, by together, I mean I will beat them with three ventilators and the best doctors available and you can do what you like.”